Allergic reaction = totally sexy
February 4, 2008
I won’t state who the seller of this product is (but if you’re clever, you might be able to figure it out), but I saw online today a product for a ‘lip-plumping’ balm that absolutely disgusted me.
The seller boasts a vegan recipe that will plump your lips up, but has a VERY hot (the seller even suggested NOT using it or chapped or cut lips) cinnamon flavor.
Is it just me, or do these lips just look like they’re having an allergic reaction? I guess a loss of color on shiny, swollen, painful-looking lips is supposed to be a sexy thing now.
And in other news, I’ve lost faith in humanity.
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