School accidentally hosts 50 chickens

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_chickens_in_school_3

A fun prank by one hell of an awesome student.

50 hens and roosters were found one morning around 5:30am at Northeast High School in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA. The halls were not only littered with chickens (tasty, tasty chickens), but also feed and droppings.

Cool senior prank, but a bit early!

Still, this story made me laugh. That kid deserves an award! And maybe a nice piece of grilled chicken and some mashed potatoes…

Dream – decapitated, still alive

Last night I had such a strange dream!

I dreamt that I was decapitated for some reason, and that my head was still alive and working. The rest of my body was alive and working as well. I was in a high school classroom-type setting for most of the dream, and people kept wondering about my head and body, etc.. I was able to talk, breathe, eat, drink, etc., as well as my body was able to walk and do all normal everyday activities. For some reason, I could also see out of my body, so I could see where my head was. Basically I had two pairs of eyes, ears, mouths, etc., but no one knew that my body had those features as well. During the dream, I would walk around and do regular public activities with my head propped on my body, and sometimes I would take it off and set it down somewhere. At some point, I contemplated having my head sewn onto my body, but I thought it would be better to keep them separate. At night, I took my head off and set it down to sleep while my body lie near it, also asleep. During one of my outings, I got an odd stare from someone, and basically said something to the effect of, “Can you do this, bitch? I’ve got two sets of eyes and ears and everything!” and then my parents (who were also out with me and my sister, for some reason) told me to quiet down, because that was rude of me. (Fuck no it wasn’t! Dream bitch deserved it.)

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Potential contributing factors…

1. Difference in appearance – recently I’ve had that lovely female time of month, and got a pimple next to my nose. I keep trying to get rid of it, and worry that people are staring (I’m sure they’re not, but I’m stupid and paranoid a lot).

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Interpretation…

Even though I have a physical change in my face/head area, I’m still the same person and will still do the same things, same plans, etc.. Though people may notice, hopefully they won’t care too much and will still like me for who I am. I need to realize that not everyone is looking, not everyone cares, and some people might even look past it. If I ever have a major physical deformity, I will not change my life because of it. I’ll still carry on as usual.